~ Anders is Bored II ~

From a Third Point's perspective:
Today, Anders was very bored. Anders decided to do something very interesting today. To know what he did, please scroll down. Those over 5 years old are allowed to scroll down. Stupidity overload may occur.

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Give up yet?
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I didn't think so
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SO OBEDIENT!
Wah i didn't know you were so bored just like Anders. You have basically wasted 3 seconds of your life reading this sentence AND not to mention the endless scrolling back then. Congratulations, now you understand Anders boredom. This is the certificate of boredom specially made for you. Go ahead and print it.

Anyway, Anders spend his time watching "I not Stupid"(so obedient) and "I not Stupid too" today. He couldn't help laughing at all the lame parts of the show. Too bad, Singapore doesn't produce more shows like this. Now all the Singapore dramas, are love, Love, and more LOVE. Anders told me that Singapore dramas can be made by just following these 25 steps:

1. A beautiful main actress
2. A handsome main actor or at least CUTE
3. An overpowering , commanding, kepo-mah and nagging mother-in-law.
4. A sinister and cunning handsome/beautiful guy/girl to "tempt" the main actress or main actor
5. Best friends that sometimes give wrong advice to the main actor/actress
6.At least one of the main actor/actress works in an office
7. A melancholic song for the main actor/actress to "sigh-upon" when they break up or divorce
8. It usually uses the word Mediacorp TV at the end of the credits
9. Always talking about money, Money, MONEY
10. Mega sale for the actress to buy clothes with her friends.
11. A bar scene for the actor to drink with his friends. Sometimes may get drunk.
12. They usually use Big cars.
13. A scene with the boss
14. Kiasu-ism must be weaved in the story be in sibling-rivalry, business competition etc...
15. Always buy packet or "tapau" food.
16. Bus-stop scene
17. Ah bengs and ah liens as passerby.
18. Must have the cast faces "paste" and "popping" in the opening song or titles.
19. Always got Handphone calling scene
20. Must have a hospital scene.
21. Police station might work too
22. And you can't forget the mamak stall scene
23. The main actor and actress must return to each other after they "break-up"
24. Kepo actors or actress who pry into the main actor/actress matters
25. A lo-soh script.

That's basically what Anders deduced after watching tons of Singapore Dramas but he cannot compete with Ahma and Min Zhi who are die-hard fans.

Besides that, Anders is in a Christmas mood after hearing to this superb Christmas song by David Phelps. This is the video. Anders was amazed at the control of his high tenot voice. Anders could feel the electricity in the air. Anders reminded me to turn up your speaker's volume.


This is the bored conscience of Anders blogging. Till next time....

Now, Anders wants to tag these following people to write a post in a 3rd person's point of view:
1. Daniel Chong
2. Kelvin
3. Ahma
4. Kim
5. Samuel Lis