Hokkien

Hokkien is easy. Just remember:

>Children is gina kia
>Bird is chiao kia
>Korean Car is Kia
>Give birth is seh kia
>Furniture is Ikea
>Police is mata kia
>Small house is chu kia
>Country name is Czechoslovakia
>Puppy is kao kia
>Kitten is ngiao kia
>Chicken is kuey kia
>Pig is tu kia
>Handphone is nokia
>I'm Hokkien kia,
>Malay is huan kia
>Hindu is kit leng kia
>Kuai lou is ang mo kia
>Chinese is t'ng lang kia
>Japanese is jit pun kia
>Bad Guy is phai kia
>Good Guy is ho kia
>Person who reads this message is gong Kia
>If you laugh, you are Siow Kia