GaNgStA PaRaDiSe

Yeah...... So it's back to the one day in a week blogging timetable. That's why i couldn't write an account about the "Gangsta Paradise" last week. *sob*

Anyway, the Gangsta Paradise(G.p.) was AWESOME!!!!! Here's an account for both days.

1st Night:

I got a ride with Aunty Tai Men and we reached the St.Thomas school hall about 6.40 pm. We wanted to be early so that there will be parking space. Upon arrival, i could see the sponsors and the group of line dancers from KL, Johor Baru, Kota Kinabalu, Miri, and SINGAPORE. I didn't have time to greet and know them as i was busy learning new dances from the aunties(kia su). All in all i was prepared to dance 32 dances. Then i heard my name being shouted, it was Charissa. I chatted(more like shouting as i was at the upper foyeur and she was at ground floor) with her for a few minutes. Without further ado, Robin Sin greeted all of us and asked whether we're ready for the jamming that night. Unanimously we replied YES! So then it started all dancers across M'sia and Singapore danced together in unifromed steps. Pretty COOL. Several dances such as X Factor and Hernando's Highway(Paso Doble dance= bull fight dance) caught my eye. I just watch in amazement as the Singapore dancers without hestitation doing all the moevements and swirls. I salute them.

Did i mention the sponsors?? It was Omega Plus which provides us with free cold milk(taste weird)Hehehehehe..............It was time for the highlight for the night where Robin Sin will dance several demos for the workshop the following day. He dances FUnky Paradise( Themed Dance :Advanced Level), That thing you do, Next 2 Me, Something about you, and STrangers in the night. I say, the dances are all so cool. Robin SIn is indeed very professional, his feet is like glued to the floor which complements with his funky hand movements. HE's so COOL!. I danced till i dropped tired that night. We finished dancing at about 10.30pm.....

2nd Day : Workshop

Everybody came with expectations at Stampark Hall, BDC. The hall was so HUGE! Can fit about 500+ on the dance floor itself. I heard the rental was about RM1500. AT about 2.30pm, Robin Sin came up on stage and taught us the first dance, That Thing You DO! A very simple and nice dance. Perfect Chorreography. We enjoyed learning from Robin as he taught very well, clear, concise, simple, and most of all fun and superbly funny. We learn it pretty quick as the dance was easy.

We then moved to the next dance, "Hernando's Highway"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was grinning from ears to ears and i was very excited. It's a intermediate dance which is very cool. Must show you guys one day. We have the paso doble hand movements too. We had to pretend we had a red cloth in our left hands and a sword in the other to kill the bull. I was laughing all the way. I admire how Robin teaches line dancing and he describes it through everyday situations so that u can remember em'. I Loved this dance. The Highlight was i got to stand with ROBIN!!!!!! He chose me, August and Rachel up on stage and dance herndando's highway with him. I was so Honoured!!!!!!!!!!!!!*daydreams*

The last dance is of course FUNKY PARADISE. As the name implies, it is indeed very funky. The soundtrack is from Scooby Dooby Doo 2 , "Shining Stars". At first is was hard with the travelling swivels and Apple Jacks leg movement. After a while , i got the hang of it. I was surprised that i can master a Advanced dance whereas my standard is beginner/intermediate. This is due to the teaching method of Robin. He's good at simplifying harderd steps into easier ones. So there i go, i was dancing superbly with the other singaporeans( all singaporeans are Advanced Levels). Many aunties gave up as it was too hard.* proud* hehehhehehe.

2nd Day: Night Themed Party

I wore a singlet, a shirt over it, bling blings, jeans, shoes, cap, and sungalsses. I looked more funky compared to a Gangter. I arrived quite early and sat down waiting. The night was opened with four dances and then we proceed to the buffet set. We ate fried rice, fried noddles, Tau Foo, sweet and sour fish, and barbecued chicken plus a Cordial Drink. Quite simple dishes not very exquisite. I quickly eat so that i can dance. We danced and danced the whole night through. We also danced the three dances we learned. The highlight for the night was that we learned another dance from Robin. I loved it too. It is called " Something about You " danced to the song " ALL about You" by McFly. It is very nostalgic dance. I begin to daydream about my life ( coz of the tune) from past to future. Very nice song.

EH, Robin Joined us youth dancing That Thing You DO!!!!!!!! We include so actions to the song and he was floowing us........so funny.

OH YAH! Finally for so long, i got a lucky draw prize!!!!!!! I got a DISNEY CD BOOK..........the thing that i have been dreaming for so long. I was so happy. ANyway, my sis came at about ten something to join us dancing. All my Goodness, just because of one dance " Irish STew" which i taught my sis including all the styles, the whole group of dancers were falling in love with my sis. Tony and Nellie(parents of Robin), were dancing next to my sis. Tony kept on taking photos of my sis.

Forgot to tell you, before my sis came, there was a blackout........Thank God it was only for a while . If not, the party would have been cancelled.

Back to the story, i could see the Robin was amazed with Lavender my sister, i felt so proud to have a sister that is very good in dancing. Aunty Yew Puay was liked chasing her all over the dance floor so that she could hugged Lavender.After several more dances, it was very late at night which is at 11.10 pm and we were only half way through the dances. So sad......... So CHarissa, I, My sis, And Rachel went to have a photo session with Robin Sin. Robin was so happy to meet my sis and he hugged her went taking the photo. WE say we shall join his Line Dance in Singapore whenever we go there. I shall treasure the photo as not many international instructors come to Kuching. Well the closing dance was of course Hernando's Highway. After that, the party was over.

As we got out, the singaporeans were still fussing over Lavender. They all took photo with her and asked for my sis name. They say they shall remember it forever. Tony teased Lavender that she is so special because just in one night the whole line dancers from Singapore can fall in love with her. As we made out of the hall to the car, Lavender say Goodbye. The Singaporeans in unison said goodbye. They gave flying kisses and i could heard one lady say that she'll remember her when she comes to Kuching. So funny. I wasnted to say goodbye to Robin
but he was busy. So that's all......

*-I miss Gangster Paradise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-*

Encouragement From Darrel Stott

This is from his newsletter :(mind you, we're from the Southern Baptist Church Denomination)

Let me Share with you about the Church in Kutching

in Borneo Malaysia

In Kutching Malaysia the Southern Baptist Church is packed out each meeting with standing room only. In America we would put 150 into the church. Here they have packed 380 each night. Most Pentecostal churches are dead compared to this Baptist church.

The Glory and angelic presence has increased every meeting. As the sick and hungry look in my eyes I am overwhelmed with excitement asI realize their lives will never be the same because I come with the Good News of the Gospel of JESUS!

When I am tired, feel burnt out, and do not want to get on another airplane I remember the eyes and faces of the people. Do you understand? If we do not come....they have no hope. If we do not come their lives stay the same. Jesus in us in that powerful.

Look in the eyes of young Jeremy 9 yrs as he lays with no hope looking at an advertising poster of me in his church. What do you see?

On behalf of the hurting I thank you for praying for me. For loving me and sending and supporting me.

Love you all.

Darrel Stott

COOL AYE??

Hurrah For SYFC Church

Yup that's right, a god thumbs up for SyFc(catholic) church in singapore on the real truth about the Da Vinci Code. IT's really amazing how they came up with this. I have Friends telling me after watching that, they don't want to watch the Da Vinci Code movie anymore. Praise God!

Well u must be wondering wad is it all about. My little friends in the cinema will tell you now!

Yesterday's meeting was the best. The crowd was large and the anointing level was super awesome. And as expected, people were receiving so much from God . People were laughing(including me) very intensely.When we look at each other, we laugh even more.
Not only that the photo i took have blue, purple, pink and green angels!!!!!!!!!!!! So cool. SO unexpected. Gold dust, silver dust and even precious stones appeared(to be clarified real or fake). Today's post is not a long one but have many pictures for you to see.

















Large angels watching tv XD..........
Look at michelle purple angel.........



















BLue nagle at the Tv again


















Large Angel at the door


















Aww.............. What a beautiful pink angel


















Anoitning oil....look at the shiny thumbs and index finger

















At the pole and beams............





















Large angel near the clock




















The crowd



















Tv section again


















Angels near Joshua..........

~Darrel Stott Revival Meeting...Second Night~

Yeah the second night was really anointed as the presence of God was stronger. I'm sorry as my yesterday's post hadn't have any words in them. Most of it is duely to my fault. I try to cram Friday's and yesterday's happenings in to one post.

As me and my friends enter the church yesterday, suddenly Daniel exclaimed
"The Angels Are Still Here! ".
He was fooling around with the camera and apparently caught a few angels on his camera. For those who don't know, angels often appear as a round white light. In year 2004, people start having problems with their cameras and have "bubbles" all over their pictures they took as Bishop Darrel meetings. Coincidence, I think not. This is because all over the world, these things are happening too such as at Ruth Heflin and Lisa(I think) revival meetings.

Bishop Darrel moves and introduces these things to people. He's not a preacher but he teaches and brings the atmosphere of the Glory Realm. What is the Glory Realm you may ask. It is when people enter a very strong presence of God. In that presence, the angels dwell there and God gives things to people such as anointing oil(refer to yesterday pictures), gold dust, silver dust, and precious stones. When you take pictures during these times, angels will often appear in you pic.

Back to my story, I was too unfocused during the praise and worship part because my batteries rolled to the deepest corner which nobody can take. I was so scared because this is not the first time I lost one and I'm sure to be bombed by my father. Anyway, God moved in mysterious ways. Bishop Darrel then began to preached and impart the anointing of God. A small amount of people start to laugh (poink, poink* only for those who went would understand). It was so unexpected compared to Friday when I was much more ready to receive it. I could feel the wave after wave flowing upon me. I couldn't help laughing while kicking my legs and slapping my lap. Not only me, other people did that too. Some rolled on the floor, dancing, and jumping and laughing all about. We could feel the anointing level was stronger compared to Friday. Bishop Darrel ask us to expect more on Sunday(today).

You know what, I got silver dust on my thumbs but now no more. Wanted to take picture but it was so fine to look at.

I did took picture of angels too, got colour somemore. Friday was orange and yesterday was blue. Cool eh???? I don't think it is the camera light Jasmine, too much for coincidence.

Well at the climax, we sang the theme song. So many angels appeared. Some even got more than 15 in one of them. If you compare Friday and yesterday, yesterday had more angels than Friday. So were expecting multitudes of it on Sunday(today 28/5/06)


















See the pale lights at the ceiling fan?






















Hidden Mickey mouse....haha

















Do you see a pale blue dot?




So come I beg you people, bring your digital camera along. Remember to always use flash if not cannot take any angels somehow. Here are some pictures.

But the great thing was a group of Methodist church people came! They are the radical type. They are even willing to give up their post in church to experience God's presence. Remember John Mclennon last year? They went too to experience God's presence. Please pray for them so that their own church members would open their eyes and their hearts.

Please come to day too, last service tonight at Emmanuel Baptist Church, 7.30pm.(early bird, catches a seat. XD)

~Darrel Stott~SUPER COOL MEETINGS~

See those spots??? Those are angels






















An angel above aunty Cecelia and Mabella






















Angel nearby aunty Ruth























More angels...........



























Angels near aunty Pearly

























EVEN more angels
























Two angels


























This is the best ......Aunty Jane receive the anointing oil and also
have an orange angel on her hand......Isn't that COOL?


Well, it has been an exciting night. There are one more meeting tonight and two tomorrow. Thos who want to join us can come to Emmanuel Baptist Church, Hui Sing Garden at 7.30 Pm. Come early for seats. Sorry that the photos aren't that clear......

~ReJoIcE~(shampoo)

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*wacky laugh echoing.......echoing..........echoing........

i love doing this.......hehe

Nostalgic~

Well i was browsing through my best friends post a.k.a daniel when i see all my primary school friends again.*sob* I wish i was there in those pictures. Kind of sobby aye

I miss:
-the times u called me a sissy
-we cracked crazy jokes
-we fought each other?
-the times we shared
-the weird laughter echoing through the halls
-i was crazy

well i blame my school which turns me to be serious person in studies. I'm no more the fun guy i used to be? i donno lar.......u ppl tell me.....

I really want to meet up with u ppl lar...........contact me pls .....like Albert, Yen ching, Phyllis, Khairi, Rachael etc....

haih~

nostalgic moments.........it's true that friends during childhood are treasure and gold........

NASA proves that the BIBLE is True~

For all you scientists out there and for all the students who have had a hard time convincing these people regarding the truth of the Bible here's something that illustrates God's awesome creation and shows He is still in control.

Did you know that NASA's space programmers are busy proving that was has been called 'myth' in the Bible is true? Mr. Harold Hill, President of the Curtis Engine Company in Baltimore, and a consultant in the space programmes, relates the following incident:

One of the most amazing things that God has for us today happened recently to our astronauts and space scientists at Green Belt, Maryland. They were checking out the positions of the sun, moon and planets out in space where they would be 100, and 1000 years from now. We have to know this as we do not want a satellite to collide with any of these in its orbits. We have to lay out the orbits in terms of the life of the satellite and where the planets will be so the whole project will not bog down. Computer measurements and data were run back and forth over the centuries when suddenly it came to a halt, displaying a red signal, which meant that either there was something wrong with the information fed into it or with the results as compared to the standards. They called in the service department to check it out, and the technicians asked what was wrong.

The scientists had discovered that somewhere in space in elapsed time a day was missing. Nobody seemed able to come up with a solution to the problem. Finally one of the team, a Christian, said: "You know, when I was still in Sunday School, they spoke about the sun standing still......."

While his colleagues didn't believe him, they did not have an answer either, so they said: "Show us." He got a Bible and opened it at the book of Joshua where they found a pretty ridiculous statement for any one with 'common sense'. There they read about the Lord saying to Joshua: "Fear them not, I have delivered them into thy hand; there shall not be a man of them stands before thee." (Joshua 10:8).

Joshua was concerned because the enemy had surrounded him, and if darkness fell, they would overpower him. So Joshua asked the Lord to make the sun stand still! That's right ­ "And the sun stood still and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is this not written in the book of Ja'­sher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven and hastened not to go down about a whole day." (Joshua 10:13).

The astronauts and scientists said: "There is the missing day!" They checked the computers going back into the time it was written and found it, but it was not close enough. The elapsed time that was missing back in Joshua's day was 23 hours and 20 minutes ­ not a whole day. They read the Bible again and there it was: "about (approximately) a day." These little words in the Bible were important, but they were still in trouble, because another 40 minutes were still unaccounted for, and this could mean trouble 1000 years from now. Forty minutes had to be found because it can be multiplied many times over in orbits.

As the Christian employee thought about it, he remembered somewhere in the Bible which said the sun went backwards. The scientists told him he was out of his mind, but once again they opened the Book and read these words in 2 Kings.

Hezekiah, on his deathbed, was visited by the prophet, Isaiah, who told him he was not going to die. Hezekiah asked for some sign as proof. Isaiah said: "Shall the sun go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees?" And Hezekiah answered: "It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees; nay, but let the shadow return backwards ten degrees." And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the Lord, and He brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz." (2 Kings 20:9 ­11).

Ten degrees is exactly 40 minutes! Twenty-three hours and twenty minutes in Joshua, plus 40 minutes in 2 Kings accounted for the missing day in the universe!

Isn't this amazing? Our God is rubbing their noses in His Truth! Forward this to as many people who would think this is equally astounding ...

~God's Love Letter~

As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me, even if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear.

When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were to busy. At one point you had to wait fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all our activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me.

I noticed that before lunch you looked around, maybe you felt embarrassed to talk to me,that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four tables over and you noticed some of your friends talking to me briefly before they ate, but you didn't. That's okay. There is still more time left, and I hope that you will talk to me yet.

You went home and it seems as if you had lots of things to do. After a few of them were done, you turned on the TV. I don't know if you like TV or not, just about anything goes there and you spend a lot of time each day in front of it not thinking about anything, just enjoying the show. I waited patiently again as you watched the TV and ate your meal, but again you didn't talk to me.

Bedtime I guess you felt too tired. After you said goodnight to your family you plopped into bed and fell asleep in no time. That's okay because you may not realize that I am always there for you.. I've got patience, more than you will ever know.... I even want to teach you how to be patient with others as well.

I love you so much that I wait everyday for a nod, prayer or thought, or a thankful part of your heart. It is hard to have a one-sided conversation.

Well, you are getting up once again. Once again I will wait, with nothing but love for you. Hoping that today you will give me some time. Have a nice day!

Your friend,
GOD

PS - Do you have enough time to send this to another person?
If you aren't ashamed to do this, please follow the directions. Jesus said, "If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father."

Not ashamed -- pass this on . . . only if you mean it.

Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of existence and Savior.
He keeps me functioning each and everyday.
Without Him, I will be nothing. Without him, I am nothing; but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

This is the simplest test .. . . if you Love God, and are not ashamed of all the marvelous things he has done for you, send this to ten people and the person who sent it to you!

~..Prefect Interview..~

Well, some of you might know about it. I just had my prefect interview three hours ago(4.15 pm). Here's a recount of what happen.

After my Iscf meeting(i had to skip Bible Knowledge), i went to the U6A3 classroom(upper-six arts 3)for the interview. I was surprised that there wasn't any ppl in there which was clearly stated on the notice board. I ran down and there i met Min Zhi who told me the interview was in the library. ARGH! I was so mad. I think i lost 1kg just running up and down the three-floor block.

I went in and i was late by two minutes, Whoa! the prefect were very garang(fierce).I don't blame them because punctuality is important in an interview. I quicky stand next to Kelvin( tiada harapan to be prefect becoz he's so playful :) ) and also my good friend Ivan. Then the prefect started to tick the attendance. We were divided into three groups for the three respective interview rooms. I was in the same group as Kelvin which is called G3(sounds exactly like the embacy band *snickers).

We wait and wait and wait and waited........*&$%#@#%^$ Those prefects. Pardon the rudeness becoz they interviewed the "contestants" so long. There was practically ntg else to do except reading books. While waiting for more than two hours for my turn, i read a super sleuth book. Quite interesting really. Ivan laze around sleeping on dictionary on the smelly floor. Har har har(good thing the prefect didn't see him)

Well there was a funny part during the waiting. The librarian so mengsiasoikan(making oneself shameful). As you know , a gathering of 55 student is indeed smelly (socks and sweat). So she came in spraying some sweet sickly perfume. She sprayed on ppl's legs and floor. We all laugh like hell. Not only that, the embarassing part was when she sprayed the ceiling fan when she was right down below it. Ans u can guess wad happen, the perfume landed on all over the body. We laughed like hyenas i tell you. Good for her becoz she sprayed ppl's legs.

The prefects were quite egoistic. We're not allowed to cheer and wish good luck to our classmates. Under the law i say...........The girls(prefect) threaten to complain to the head if we're to do that. BOO them!!Ntg wrong with wishing good luck to ur fellow classmates bar.

Finally it was my turn, i gulped and swallowed my nervouness as i head on to the interview room. As i entered the room, a girl prefect went out. When i got in, i saw three stern,serious,wanting-to-fail-you looks on all the male prefects.
Here's the dialog

Prefects: Good afternoon, introduce ur self......
Me: umm...I'm Anders Cheng. Gonna be 16 this year and i'm bron on the 17/10/1990

Prefects:Why do you want to become a prefect?
Me: Becoz it teaches one to be more responsible and is a part of character building.

Prefects: U mean to say ur not responsible?
Me: (-_-")I'm responsible. just that i want to be MORE responsible.

Prefects: Why should we choose you?
Me: Well, experience is impotant in everything and i've been a prefect for five years. so i think i'm capable for the Job.

Prefects: Recite the Rukun Negara.
Me:
1.Kepercayaan kepada Tuhan
Me: Oops i forget number two......
Prefect: Nvm, tell us the rest.
Me:
3.Keluhuran Perlembagaan
4.Kedaulatan undang-undang
5.Kesopanan dan kesusilaan.

Prefects:hmmmm...ok.So now do you know how many BIRO's are they?
Me: 4?
Prefects: Five LAR!

Prefects:Name all the names for the biro..
Me: I donno bor....
Prefects:Nvm, i tell you.....
1.Sukan dan Peralatan
2.Traffic
3.Disiplinary
4.Beauty and clealiness fo the school
5.Punishment

Prefects:Ok now.....if u can choose which biro, which one u want to be in?
Me:ummmmm........the beauty and clealiness...

Prefects:y?
Me: Becoz it is fun going with others cleaning and picking up rubbish which beautifies our school?

Prefects: U mean to say u ENJOY picking up rubbish?*prefects laugh*
Me: (-_-") i didn't say that. I think it is more fun compared to the traffic job which requires you to stand like stooges.

Prefects: Hmmm.....ok...Now u have to try to remember as much as you can in this situation........

I tell you this was one of the hardest part. Damn it, u have to remember how many prefect, the jobs required, the time....etc......i won't type it becoz it is lengthy.

continue.....

Prefects:Ok what leadership qualities to you have?
Me: Hmmmm..... i think i have leadership qualities as i have been appointed as a leader most of the time.I was a Ketua Kumpulan b4......

Prefects:hmmmmmm......ok. If i appoint you as a leader, what if ur members don't obey and respect you?
Me: I would try to ask them to corporate with me and if they do not i'll have to report to the Head.

Prefects: And what if ur the Head prefect and the exco's( ur leaders under you) do not obey you?
Me: I will talk with them and find out my weaknesses and improve on them.

Prefects:What is the name of the Heas boy prefect?
Me: Christopher Heng.

Prefects: The girl head prefect?
Me: Lee May Ying ( i blew this one.....the surname is Lai not Lee)

Prefects: Can u describe her to us?
Me: Oops....i don't really remember her face but i do if i see her.( i lied...i donno how did she look like.....)

the girl prefect who went out came back in.....( i only knew that she was the Head girl prefect when i went downstairs)

Girl Prefect: What post u had in the past?
Prefects: He was Ketua Kumpulan lar...
Me: Oh yah, i was also Wakil Pengawas in form two......

Prefects:Ok you may go now........
Me: ok

Prefects: Wait first let us check ur nails
Me: (-_-")......ok..........

Good thing i cut my nails!!!!!!!!!

So i went down and talk with the other "nomineess"....SO funny!!! The funniest one was WALTER"S!!!!!!!!!!!

This is wad happen:

Prefects: Why do you want to become a prefect?
Walter: BECOZ THIS BATCH OF PREFECT ARE LOUSY!!!!, and i want to become one to change the prefect system once and for all....!!! har har har har
Prefects:*stunned look*


He summore fought with the prefects over the fingernail issue. har har
The prefects want to psycho him but he psycho them back.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm laughing now as i right about it........
ok that's all.......pls comment in the tag board........

Chicken soup for the Soul

The Poem
I knelt to pray but not for long,
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer,
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done
My soul could rest at ease.....
All day long I had no time
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends,
They'd laugh at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die.
I went before the Lord,
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! held a book;
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said
"Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time"* *


Will you Play your part today???

Well.........

Forgive me for the lack of post due to the immense load of homework and projects. Well i really cannot go to the outreach.......too bad for me. I will be having test the following day so cannot go lor. :( I wish at times i can be free like a bird. Anyway, i will be going to Face 2 Face tonite....hopefully can post some pics....ok byebye....

Good News and Bad News........

Happy and sad at the same time because of the events coming up.

First the good news:
a) I get to go to the Gangsta Paradise
b) I'm getting my RM200 Yayasan at Hiton Hotel(inclusive of buffet lunch i hope)hehe
c) Chris Long's conference
d) Meetings With Darre Stott....( u can find out more of him at here)

Bad News:
a) i may have to skip the EBC Line Dance Outreach.
b) SEMESTER EXAM>!!!!!!!!!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

anyway that is about it.....cheerios

Sorry......

Sorry arr.....for the previous post......donno why the videos cannot come out..but anyway u can click those white strips to see the videos...okay tata!!

~The Magic of inersia~

For the following videos.......u may have to click on the videos to watch them..

Actually our science labs are full of magic. Recently, i brought my digital camera to school for my moral project but in the end the project was cancelled. I brought it to science lab not wanting it to be stolen. In front of the teacher i recorded the "inersia" experiment. God is so great to invent inersia. It is a Magic we seldom notice in our daily lives.

Here are some cool clips.......
This is the coin inersia clip. Keep ur eyes peeled....u don't want to miss the action.

and another one......


This is a pencil box inersia.......



This is my ignorant Bio teacher, Miss CHee teaching......she threathen me that she'll tell the police if i keep it. Har har.......She was just joking with me.....hehe.....




















Here are her candid shots.......















Future spiderwoman.........




























Malaysian Idol peringkat sekolah


















How big is a air particle??


















Shut up!!!!!

MORE TO COME!!!!!!!!
Beware MISS CHEE.....hehe

P/s: i can't find the picture of miss chee smooching.....hehehehe..............

~What a romantic story~(with moral values)

From the very beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him. Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?" As the guy is not good with his words, this often causes the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girls often vent her anger on him. As for him, he only endure it in silence. After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?" The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination,the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leaves, they got engaged. The girl went out to the working society, where as the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up. One day, while the girl was on her way to work,she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice...... The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort,but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down. During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry ...it's still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart every time it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer. With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phone calls, all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying.... The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy. With a new environment, the girl learns sign language & started a new life. Telling her everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him. A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead. When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled. IF you really like the story, repost it so that your friends can read it too......don't you just love happy ending "We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly"

New Layout for a New Month??

I came across this page layout and i thought it will be great as u can see it is so NICE!!!!!
Hope you all would love it.....hehe.......

ps: stay tune for the next post for i'm going to post up some interesting stuff......hehe *rub hands with a evil grinish smile*

Phew!!!!

What a workout....

u heard me rite! I'm exercising because i want to slim down for my coming performance for line dance.I lose a lot weight lor.........lost two notch under my blet.....kewl huh......

gtg
byebye

~A New year A new Beginning~

The past week was prety dissapointing especially with my exam results. Although i got many "A's" but still i know it wasn't my real standard because other got higher A 's than me. *sob* Hopefully still can get top ten lar. Feel so dissapointed.

My Results:

BM-66 (okaylar......my class only one person got and "A")
ENGLISH-84
PHYSICS-86
CHEMISTRY-68(so many terrible sily mistakes...feel like slapping myself)
BIOLOGY-88
HISTORY-80
EST-93
MORAL-70
ADD MATHS-83
MODERN MATHS-88

Well God has plan for for all this to happen so i'll try my best for the coming semester exam. Please pray for me.

I'm sure u notice my topic index....weird hor..........hehe. Anyway, i'm thinking of changing my blog Layout..Any comments???......

Yay! Exams Over..........

So happy, my exams are finally over. So sorry yea.....i broke my promise....wad to do so busy with school work and line dancing.(Yes, i can dance *blush*).

Yesterday was simply amazing at S'wak Club. I was sponsored by Aunty Shirley( my dancing teacher) to go for a Line Dance Hoe down dinner. I arrive there quite early to book a place for the Ebc Line dance Group. I got to meet with different dancers of all ages and genders.
At my table was several of my line dance friends. We enjoyed the food and dancing . We had many different type of foods.....SO DELICOUS!!!!!!! I adore S'wak Club so much.

Anyway back to the line dance, we had to dance forty different types of dances. We can choose to dance or not. It was really an eye-opener. Did you know that there was a very very very old lady who could dance a youth dance so well with all the attitude and all??!!!!!! It was so shocking. I felt so embarrased to see a old lady who could beat me. Actually last Saturday we went for a practice at Aunty Yew Puay's house ( owner of KARAR line Dance) to go through the dance. So i picked out three dances i wanted to learn badly which are Sway, All That Jazz, and last but not least MAMBO JIVE!!!!!!!! That dance is so freaking cool!!!. I downloaded the step sheets from http://www.kickit.to/ld

So there i was dancing with them......i felt so proud as i was only a Level Three compared to all the other Level Ten dancers. hehe...........talent bah.....Kakakakkakaka......

Imagine a bunch of rowdy youths eating and dancing and eating and dancing till we got almost a stomache. Oh yeah....got lucky draw also you know!!!!!! All the items were wrapped up and are meant to be used for line dancing. I wonder what is in there...........Cool.....

Me and my friends request for the dance "Bounce"( yeah to the song "bounce baby on the door"). We reinvented the steps and all as a tribute to Aunty Tai Men who had been teaching us all the cool and hard dances. We perform, four of us, as the audience clapped their hands.*Proud* hehe.

Yeah so the whole night was so cool beyond words can express. I forgot to charge my camers.so sorry again. I went home early because today(27/3/06) i had to go to school. So i passed my ticket to Charissa........I wonder did i win anything????.....well i enjoyed the dancing so much.

Oh yah before i forget i got some promo for all you guys or gals out there. On the month of June , 9th and 10th, Line Dancers from Singapore and K.L. will be coming over to S'wak to teach us to Line dance. Kewl HUH!!! Those line dancers very very very extremely good!!!!!!! We will have Robert Sien to come and teach us.(he got very good reputation)

Price: Rm 50(before 15th april) Rm 55( after 15th April)
Date:9th and 10th
Place: 9th-St.thomas school hall (7pm to 10pm for a jamming session)
10th-Stampark BDC
2-5pm Learn line Dance with Robert
6-unlimited time-Jamming and Buffet dinner

The theme is "Gangsta Paradise". U'll be learning the dance Gangsta Paradise(obviously) and asked to be dressed as Gangsters on the last nite. Gonna be cool.....

I really want to go i hope........Chance of a lifetime......It is rare having Singaporeans or Kl line dancers to come........U won't regret it.....Just contact me through my email..
anderscheng313@gmail.com

Anyway that's all for now......byebye!!!!!!

~Shrieks~

S0o0o0o0o0o sorry for my fans on this blog.......(hehe)
If u all still come and read my post, i want to thank you very much.........
I feel so "paiseh " that i haven't update for my blog since 11 February 2006......my goodness such a long time. I try to update once or twice every week on Sunday......Deal??

Well, as u ppl know that i'm in form four now and it is very stressful at the beginning. But i think i can manage lar. I'm very mad with the biased principle who gave 4I (a class which has the same taraf of smartness) better teachers than ours. Cham lor...........one whole semester have to cope with someone who is not teaching very well a.k.a. The creature(u'll know him later in my post)....
Here's a summary of all my subjects.....

English~
Our 'real' teacher who is Madam Bibiana was pregnant this year and gave birth to a baby(obviously). So our temporary teacher is no other than.......
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MR. TIMOTHY WONG A.K.A THE CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!(JOSHUA'S YOUNGER BROTHER)
i can hear u ppl shrieking there......

I try not to 'gossip' about him but he's a down to grade teacher at all. All the time is literature.......and doesn't really care bout our grammar like past tense, geruns, phonetics..etc...
What to do?!

Bm~
Well she's a very good teacher.....Pn.Dayangku.....
She teaches well and also very helpful. Lately, she came out with a program for our class, call the Newspaper program. We oredered the Utusan M'sia daily news everyday for our sake to improve our grammar and maturity especially in writing skills.....

Chemistry~
ON the whole, i'm happy to be under her who is Cikgu Teresa Jipun. She may be an iban but she speaks good english. So safe. So i could understand her better that way. Thank God! So far i can manage this subject well.

Physics AND biology~
Let me give u and equation:

Terrible teacher + terrible teaching = terrible students + terrible understanding
Understand...........good children(hehe)
The problem is they can teach but in broken english. The whole class is filled with "HUH???" all the time. Haiyo~~~~~~~~~~Not only that, they both are chinese so they sometimes help the Chung Hwa students to understand by speaking in mandarin....How can like that....How bout us students who doesn't understand mandarin....haiyo~~~~

Moral~
Ok lah....good teacher because she always explain techniques of answering to us.Not bad at all.....

History~
She's a good teacher but everytime when she talks, she doesn't catch ur attention at all. So one ear go in, one ear go out.........

Est~
Same teacher as THe Creature......cham lor.......

Bible Knowledge~
My favourite of all!!!!!!!!!!!! So fun and i learn alot of christian verses through it....i support all of u to study it in form four!!!!!!

Have to go liao........cya guys and gals!!!!!!!!

God IS Alive

This one should keep us all thinking.

I chose #2, now you pick one.

This is a true story of something that happened just a few years ago
at USC.

There was a professor of philosophy there who was a deeply committed
atheist.

His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire
semester to prove that God couldn't exist.

His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his
impeccable logic.

For twenty years, he had taught this class and no one had ever had
the courage to go against him.

Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really
gone against him because of his reputation.

At the end of every semester on the last day, he would say to his
class of 300 students,

"If there is anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!"

In twenty years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going
to
do next. He would say,

"Because anyone who believes in God is a fool".

If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from hitting the
ground and breaking Such a simple task to prove that He is God, and yet He
can't do it."

And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the
classroom and it would shatter into a hundred pieces.

All of the students would do nothing but stop and stare.

Most of the students thought that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a
number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they
had been too afraid to stand up.

Well, a few years ago there was a freshman who happened to enroll. He
was a Christian, and had heard the stories about his professor.

He was required to take the class for his major, and he was afraid.
But
for three months that semester, he prayed every morning that he
would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said, or
what the class thought.

Nothing they said could ever shatter his faith...he hoped

Finally, the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone who
still believes in God, stand up!"

The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he
stood up at the back of the classroom.

The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!!

If God existed, he would keep this piece of chalk from breaking when
it hit the ground!"

He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his
fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his
leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken.


The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He
looked up at the young man, and then ran out of the lecture
hall.

The young man who had stood, proceed ed to walk to the front of the
room and shared his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students
stayed and listened as he told of God's love for them and of His power
through Jesus.

You have 2 choices:

1. Delete this and never look at it again.

2. Pass this along to your Christian and non-Christian friends,
giving them encouragement we all need every day. KEEP READING!!!


When you choose option 2, you have chosen to STAND UP.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this
is a little different:

This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to
get you thinking..............

Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then
wonder why the world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question
what the Bible says.

Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do
not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. Or
is it scary?

Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still
follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God ).

Isn't it funny how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and
they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the
Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Isn't it funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely
through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is
suppressed in the school and workplace.

Isn't it funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sunday,
but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.

Are you laughing?


Isn't it funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not
send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what
they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think
of me than what God thinks of me.


Will YOU pass this on? ... I did.

Oh Dear..............

It has been ages since i wrote another post. SO sorry!!!!!!!!
Form four is so hectice. Lousy teachers and a lot of homework..................Why oh WHy??????????????

Anyway i try to crammed everything in this one post. Well i'm very proud to say I have a CHINESE BAMBOO FLUTE!!!!!!!!
Finally after all these years....................my first flute(excluding th erecorder of course).
I'm so eager about learning it since form one.........Very hrad to find one you know....................

Now Chinese new year........to me okay lar. Biscuits and cake i made were superb,moist and crunchy.......so proud of myself........hehe. Seriously i really didn't vistit ppl this time. Donno wad's up with my parents.

Gtg liao..........see so fast.....this show u how busy from four is............tata

~ Goodbye 2005 and Welcome 2006!! ~

In a blink of an eye one whole year has passed. As you grow up, time seems to catch up with you and time moves faster. How about you?
[mind wanders away to another fraction of galaxy]

As i see 2005 goes by, i tend to wander about my childhood memories. I can remember wanting the day to end quickly and time go faster so that i can have my school hols. But now it is just the opposite....I always think to myself that i haven't finish living to the fullest of year 2005!!!!
Well what can we do anyway.........(^.^)

2005 is indeed a year where i learn a lot of things especially in my life and also spiritually. I can say i improve a lot in those areas.

This year i also have a fair share of prophesies too. Not large ones but of course i have to be faithful in the small one first. This are some of them........
1)able to write songs
2)praying for others
3)prophetic gifts....

I was more sceptical about the last one because i'm not the really spiritual type(i think?). Well i donno. But God came true to me in this area. Many times this year i receive prophetic pictures mainly in my youth meeting. So i thought to myself, i can do it!!! I actually prayed about it during the leadership camp and God answered it. This will be one of my new years resolution.

And most of all i want to say a HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!!!!
GOD BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!1

~Movies and Food~

AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.............
Just came back from the cinema just now with my brother and a good friend of mine, Jeremy Wang. On the way we fetch him. We had a good chat with one another.[ I sound so formal.......weird......:) ]. Hmmmmmmmmmm.........we reach the cinema at around 2.40 and quickly go and get our tickets at the counter as the show will start at 3.00 pm. I grab a box of popcorn and a drink and quickly head on to the cinema hall. Oh yah, did i mention the movie? No right? ummmm...we watch " Cheaper by the Dozen 2". I know it sounds cheap(Obviously) but it is really a good movie. Very hard to find good and clean movies nowadays. A very comical and funny show. It is about two families competiting with one another in every way mainly because the fathers are rivals since young. The children are actually not wanting to fight but because of their fathers they become fed up of the fathers's attitude. They are some romantic touches to this movie but maybe a little parental guidance might be good. But it is indeed very funny. [ why am i reviewing this movie, I should get paid]

Hartz was not that good today. Not very nice food served today but can say all of them are edible. Most of the time is catching up with Jeremy because we didn't meet each other for a long time..~~~~~~~~

I think i stop for today. I'm not commenting about the food because it's not that good.
*puffs mouth**pukes in the sink* *washes mouth*
[hehe.......Exaggerating ]
Cherious

~Leadership Camp~

Note: some paragraphs are taken my Jasmine blog as i'm lazy to type :)

I'm back from a most wonderful camp, or more accurately, retreat. Man we had such fun together. Everyone was crazy...hahah. Loaded with tricks, pranks, lame jokes and other cumb stuff..but at the same time God moved in such a powerful way. I can truly say that my life has been changed.

I really got tanned when i was in Santubong (scratch and peels skin). Actually was my fault really. I swan most of the afternoon. Anyway, upon the arrival at Santubong, I got the same roomates again from the Embacy Camp except Daniel Chong. I unpacked my stuff and got ready to swim. I was really angry with the management as he place our rooms at the second floor. ARGGGGGH really geram. Have to help the aunties to carry stuff summore. haih~

Went swimming for the whole afternoon. Got back at around 5.15 pm. I ate junk food while waiting for my turn to bath. After that, i went to Gladys's room to eat our dinner. We ate chicken stew. For some reason during the whole camp, that naughty Shawn(i think i spelt it right) Wong keep on smiling a "gayish",clown width creepy smile. It freaks me out even thinking about it.

Anyway our nite meeting started at around seven thirty. It was an awesome praise and worship as God's presence just filled the whole room. The message was very uplifting. I can really say Uncle Mervyn's message is ever improving because your faith is just lifted up when listening to him. Joshua also shared a bit of the past Embacy group which is G1(generation 1). The fire, zeal and etc....I was encouraged and somehow i began to feel the fire already. Later at the worship part, people began to receive the fire without laying of hands. Suddenly, i had a vision . I saw this torpedo full of fire went into my body. A rushing gush of fire went throughout my body that instance. I was fanning myself. I was so hot. I had the urged to pass the fire so i pass it on to daniel. He receive it and was shaking. It was an awesome nite.

The next day, we had our usual meeting in the morning. It was about visions. Very good topic.
I really learn a lot from it. But i was very geram with Shawn Wong. The "sinis" smile again. Arggggghhh.....WHY does he always disturb and sit nearby me? Besides that, he keep on pinching me and disturbing my bottle. I was angry so i pinched him back where the pain receptors are more at. Muahahaha. Science and brains.......kakakakakakakaka........

We had beef sandwiches for lunch. Right after that i went swimming. Siao arr me.......1.30 pm i went swimming till 5 ++. Had a good time of fun.

The night meeting was VERY VERY VERY AWESOME. I want to focus on it more. The presence of God was so real. The theme for that night was inner healing although Uncle merv wanted it so much to be fire and the river of God. I was already crying at the praise part because I felt God was in this room. Another vision came to me, I saw God in his kingly robe standing in the middle of the room with his hands wide open to receive us saying " reach out to me, reach out to me, i want to show my love towards you." I cried so much that nite. I felt the urged to to tell the people so i did. I cried when i said it. The whole room was crying went i said that word. Glory to God. After that most of the time was praying for people and sharing your testimony.

Another fun part...........

After d session dat nite we played around till 3.30 am. haha. It was Shaun Cheng's bday today and they sabor-ed him with peanut butter, kaya, lipstick and shaving cream and dumped him into the pool during midnite. Mosat of them went swimming at midnite when is was raining...Crazy people but i really wanted to join them. Problem is that Shawn wanted to throw me into the pool, so i was practically hiding in my room. Most of them enjoy the fun. I heard there was a embacy jiwang group(lovesick group)performance at aunty cynthia's room. Haih.....i missed out the fun....mebbe next time~

The next day, THE HORROR!!!!!!!!
PMR RESULTS!!!!!!!!
I was very anxious. I quickly ate breakfast at went swimming so that i can calm myself down. We were all waiting anxiouly by the pool . Daniel got straight a's and was thrown into the pool . Har har har...............I got mine after his and......
TENG TENG TENG.............
I got straight a's!!!!!!!glory to god.
But i wasn't thrown in because the surfboard was missing. hehehehehhehehehhehehe..........

Wad a weird camp.....................but fun too....... can't wait for next year........
Some pics:















Shaun before being sabor-ed















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Ruldoph the red nose reindeer
















Now kaya.........















Our group pic............sweet memoirs.............

M'sia English vs Britain English

Malaysia English vs Britian English ... Who says our English is teruk:- Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc. The English did invent the English Language, but they cannot use it economically when communicating their intentions. Compare these phrases that Malaysians and Britons use to say the same thing: So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are making a long distance call.

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hallo, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY.

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing to the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Doe-waaaan!

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons:: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians:Shaddap lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians:Wat happen Why like dat????ADUI!!! (jumping to conclusion)

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you.

Malaysians:Hoi!!!u pig ar like tht also doe no how to do!!!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me.

Malaysians:Celaka u/LANCAUUUUUUUU/etc etc etc

Hokkien

Hokkien is easy. Just remember:

>Children is gina kia
>Bird is chiao kia
>Korean Car is Kia
>Give birth is seh kia
>Furniture is Ikea
>Police is mata kia
>Small house is chu kia
>Country name is Czechoslovakia
>Puppy is kao kia
>Kitten is ngiao kia
>Chicken is kuey kia
>Pig is tu kia
>Handphone is nokia
>I'm Hokkien kia,
>Malay is huan kia
>Hindu is kit leng kia
>Kuai lou is ang mo kia
>Chinese is t'ng lang kia
>Japanese is jit pun kia
>Bad Guy is phai kia
>Good Guy is ho kia
>Person who reads this message is gong Kia
>If you laugh, you are Siow Kia

God and the Geese?

A nice Christmas story...

There was once a man who didn't believe in God, and he didn't hesitate to let others know how he felt about religion and religious holidays. His wife, however, did believe, and she raised their children to also have faith in God and Jesus, despite his disparaging comments. One snowy Eve, his wife was taking their children to service in

the farm community in which they lived. They were to talk about Jesus' birth. She asked him to come, but he refused.

"That story is nonsense!" he said. "Why would God lower Himself to come to Earth as a man? That's ridiculous!"

So she and the children left, and he stayed home. A while later, the winds grew stronger and the snow turned into a blizzard. As the man looked out the window, all he saw was a blinding snowstorm. He sat down to relax before the fire for the evening. Then he heard a loud thump. Something had! hit the window. He looked out, but couldn't see more than a few feet. When the snow let up a little, he ventured outside to see what could have been beating on his window.

In the field near his house he saw a flock of wild geese. Apparently they had been flying south for the winter when they got caught in the snowstorm and couldn't go on. They were lost and stranded on his farm, with no food or shelter. They just flapped their wings and flew around the field in low circles, blindly and aimlessly. A couple of them had flown into his window, it seemed.

The man felt sorry for the geese and wanted to help them. The barn would be a great place for them to stay, he thought. It's warm and safe; surely they could spend the night and wait out the storm. So he walked over to the barn and opened the doors wide, then watched and waited, hoping they would notice the open barn and go inside.

But the geese just fluttered around aimlessly and didn't seem to notice the barn or realize what it could mean for them. The man tried to get their attention, but that just seemed to scare them, and they moved further away. He went into the house and came with some bread, broke it up, and made a bread crumb trail leading to the barn. They still didn't catch on.

Now he was getting frustrated. He got behind them and tried to shoo them toward the barn, but they only got more scared and scattered in every direction except toward the barn. Nothing he did could get them to go into the barn where they would be warm and safe.

"Why don't they follow me?" he exclaimed. "Can't they see this is the only place where they can survive the storm?"

He thought for a moment and realized that they just wouldn't follow a human. "If only I were a goose, then I could save them," he said out loud. Then he had an idea. He went into barn, got one of his own geese, and carried it in his arms as he circled around behind the flock of wild geese.

He then released it. His goose flew through the flock and straight into the barn -- and one-by-one, the other geese followed it to safety.

He stood silently for a moment as the words he had spoken a few minutes earlier replayed in his mind: "If only I were a goose, then I could save them!" Then he thought about what he had said to his wife earlier. "Why would God want to be like us? That's ridiculous!"

Suddenly it all made sense. That is what God had done. We were like the geese--blind, lost, perishing. God had His Son become like us so He could show us the way and save us.

As the winds and blinding snow died down, his soul became quiet and pondered this wonderful thought. Suddenly he understood why Christ had come. Years of doubt and disbelief vanished with the passing storm. He fell to his knees in the snow, and prayed his first prayer:

"Thank You, God, for coming in human form to get me out of the storm!"

Finally.................( ^ .^ )

Hello everybody.....finally found some time to write on my blog. Been a very tiring month for me and Embacy(abbreviation for Emmanuel Baptist Church Youths). The latest camp we had, was our annual youth camp which started on the 7th of December to the 10th of December. The theme for the camp was " D' Encounter ". Wilson who is our youth leader got the word from God about this theme. It is also very relevant to our youths in the world because they are searching for something real and a encounter with someone which is God himself.

Day 1

I got up early as i need to prepare myself for the praise and worship as a musician. I reached church at about 7.15 am. The crowd began to came about 8.15 am. I chattered with a few friends while waiting for the camp to start. After that, the welcoming speech....camp rules...bla bla bla........Usual stuff. Then we had the praise and worship. It was a wonderful worship. I think some of the newcomers look pretty kekok. I don't blame them. I enjoy myself playing the keyboard to praise God. We had Pastor Kueh to preach that morning. He'll be preaching for all the mornings except the last day. According to what he say, he'll be teaching the theological sense of an encounter with God and Uncle Mervyn would be bringing us to the spiritual encounter with God. Anyway i can't really learn much from Pastor Kueh as his teaching is very monotonous and i felt sleepy.Not only me but majority of the youths felt the same way. Please pardon me Pastor. Well i did learn something from him anyway. A lot of the blibical truths. At least half a loaf is better than none right people? We had our lunch at 12.00-1.00 pm. We ate chicken rice. Oh yah before that we played the game angels and mortals. My mortal was David Chung(i'm his angels). The game is to treat him/her nicely till the end of the camp when u have the time to reveal urself to ur mortal. Pretty fun anyway.......We had games in the afternoon. You know lar, the radical youths always win wan.......Not fair! Hmmmph.....we only win once for the mummy game because of my cute sister........
Here are the list of the games:
-Cheer for your group
-Mummy game
-bible knowledge
-water gurgling game.....

I think liddat nia the games...............

to be continued...............

(part 2)

That night the meeting was awesome. Although i was playing the keyboard, i could felt the presence of God flowing upon me. A simple word about baptism was given by Uncle Mervyn. He didn't want to speak that much as he wants to allow the Holy Spirit to move in the church. That night only one person went for baptism which was Daniel Tan. I was very encourage to see him change from a disobedient person to a person who wants to know more about christ. It is a real ENCOUNTER with God. We went downstairs to witness the baptism service. As Daniel went into the pool and up again, he felt the presence of God so strongly. He was crying the pool. Amazingly, he was thrown into the pool again by the power of God just like my older brother last two years. Uncle Mervyn then quickly ask us to go upstairs and just worship God as he sense that the presence of God is strong. I felt shaky as i played the keyboard becoz of the power that flowed down from God. People just slain under the power of God. About six to seven of them are from Trinity Methodist Church and they said it is the first time they were slain under the power of God. GLORY TO GOD!!!!!!!!
I then went back and did some last minute minor packing(because we're leaving for Santubong the next day)


Day 2

I reached the church at about 8.30 am. I thought that i will be late but anyway God help me reach there on time. We praise and worship God full of zeal that day. That day, Pastor preach on the names of God. At least better now. But i can't quite remember all becoz there are so many of them. We ate a good meal and went shopping for FOOD! As u might guess lar. Tradition for many years already. We'll have a party at the last night of the camp. Bought stuff for my mortal too.Went back around 12.45 pm to wait for the bus. The bus reach about 1.00 pm . We boarded the bus and left for Santubong at around 1.17 pm and reach Santubong at 2.30.

The night meeting was quite brief. God decide to move and touch several people. Amazingly when Wilson prophesied that some people are gonna dance, Charissa started to dance . Shocking and ironic isn't it. I didn't wanted to be distracted so i concentrated and slowly began to receive some fire from God. My hands were burning. The meeting lasted till 10++........


DAy3~

The morning was as usual. I played the keyboard. This time the preaching of God was much better. Not so boring.
-lunch
-swimming and games
-rest
-dinner

Now for the fun part. God moved in a strong way last night. My whole body was on fire. Besides that, i received new wine and began to laugh for a long time. Infectious really.......Really an encounter with God. Felt so angelic.

So sorry it is so short.................